The Greens.

The poem isn't mine I understand it to be 'anon' but have also seen it attributed to a 'Gary Larson' with some artwork attached (not the above) though he may have been the artist.

The above artwork is my own.

My baby’s left my lilypad. 
My legs have been deep fried.
I munch on flies. And when I die,
they’ll stick me in formaldehyde.

Oh, I’ve got the greens baby.
Oh, I’ve got the greens,
I got the greens real bad.

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